Ceiling Snob

Upon entering the home of a Ceiling Snob, slip off your Manolo Blahniks. No one will notice your shoes, especially the Ceiling Snob himself.

The more advanced masters in this rare breed have a tendency to cock their heads up and out. First, they look up and drink in the beauty of their overhead creation, and then they look out, gazing at your face, watching, waiting for your eyes to widen and your jaw to drop.

It will. The next sounds you hear will be an OMG tumbling from your mouth, followed by giggles from the daddy-be-proud Ceiling Snob.

His work is done here, but there are more ceilings. The true Ceiling Snob counts his blessings, for every room in his house is endowed with yet another ceiling for him to adorn and for you to admire.